化学英语笑话

1. Why did the chemist stop in the middle of the experiment?

Because he wanted to "crystallize" his thoughts!

2. What do you call a group of chemists?

A "molecule" of chemists!

3. Why did the student bring a calculator to the chemistry lab?

Because he didn't want to "miscalculate" his experiment!

4. Why did the chemist go to the beach?

To measure the "molarity" of the ocean!

5. What do you call a chemist who's good at solving problems?

A "reactive" chemist!

6. Why did the chemist bring a ladder to the lab?

To "ascend" to new heights in his experiments!

7. What do you call a chemist who's always late?

A "time-keeper"!

8. Why did the chemist bring a spoon to the lab?

To "measure" out the "volume" of his reaction!

9. What do you call a chemist who's always hungry?

A "craving" chemist!

10. Why did the chemist bring a mirror to the lab?

To "reflect" on his experiments!