英语短笑话

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. I said, "I'm not a dermatologist, but I know a brow lift when I see one!"

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. I said, "I'm not a dermatologist, but I know a brow lift when I see one!"

6. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

7. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

8. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. I said, "I'm not a dermatologist, but I know a brow lift when I see one!"

10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.